Anonymous asked: Wow, people need to stop jumping down your throat about this whole tweet thing. It's not like you went out of your way to fool everyone as if that was your plan all along, and it's not like you made the damn thing. It was a joke which someone else made (which I find quite funny still), simple as that... So I'll just remain here, looking at the monster crotch with no problems to...
pyroaj asked: People need to get off your back. Jesus fuck. Just enjoy this blog dedicated to a godly penis.
takemetothedungeons asked: Can you maybe not post fake tweets? It's the tiniest bit pathetic. Thank you.
just made this gif 5 mins ago. still wondering if the director recorded this scene for her own pleasure, haha
lej0n asked: The tweet is not real
Anonymous asked: Do you think that the save the tom hiddleston tag campaign finds your tumblr creepy and unclassy?What do you think about this "project"?
Anonymous asked: FYI, I couldn't help it. I had to tell him that his crotch has a fanbase, I tweeted him about it with a link.
i love this blog, i can cooperate :3
well, it’s monstrous in the movie too Awesome, thanks!
kaleiopus asked: I wonder how Tom would feel if he knew his crotch has a massive fan base. I hope he's flattered! :D
Anonymous asked: I'M SO TURNED ON BY THIS BLOG I CAN'T EVEN
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Anonymous asked: I am man, I am woman; I am mother of horses and father of wolves. I fuck with fire and kiss with ice. I will drown you in snake venom and drink blood from your mistletoe wound, and when you are weeping and begging me to end your pain, I will sail away on a ship of nails and let the frost have your bones. LOKI'D!