I find myself wondering if Tom knows these things happen with his junk. I mean, after he looks at pictures of himself from Cannes (or other red carpet events), does he go "aww man, again?" Doesn't anyone tell him that his junk is perfectly outlined and in plain sight through almost all his suit trousers? It's perfection for us fangirls, but don't you think pictures like those from Cannes are a bit embarrassing for Tom?
I honestly don’t know but if he was truly embarrassed about it I think he wouldn’t constantly frame it with tight suits or sit the way he does
I know, you know, this fandom knows, the world knows and I'm 100% sure Tom knows he has a big schlong XD and he is just acting all innocent. HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING WHEN HE SITS AND POSES WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD APART. HE KNOWS
So I told a college lecturer about this blog and he immediately went home and told his elderly mother, who is now apparently OBSESSED even though she doesn't even know who Tom is. The power of the crotch cannot be denied by anyone xD